the metal head: If what you have to say can't be screamed along to a mind-numbingly slow and gloomy guitar riff, it just shouldn't be said at all.
the tripper: "When you take psychedelics they inflate your sense of self-worth, allowing those who feel marginalised by our superficial capitalist society to understand their divine place in the context of humanity." - viceland
the bitch: takes pictures of themself all day and rectifies their wrong-doings on facebook with statements like these, "HATAS MAY ATTEMP 2 TRY N TEAR ME DWN BUT THEY HATIN TELLS ME THAT IM SOMEBODY SO DIS PRINCESS NEED HER CROWN."
the drunk: "When you have to hold on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
See also: hammered, sloshed, shit-faced, tanked, blitzed, bombed, wrecked, three sheets to the wind, drunkened, loose, tipsy, defcon 1, well-done, trashed, jagged up, Irish, canned, ect."