Friday, November 19, 2010

The Doopsheads

the Stoner: Someone who smokes weed as often as possible and is brainwashed to believe weed makes the world a better place to live in.

the glutton: om nom mfkz

the metal head: If what you have to say can't be screamed along to a mind-numbingly slow and gloomy guitar riff, it just shouldn't be said at all.

the tripper: "When you take psychedelics they inflate your sense of self-worth, allowing those who feel marginalised by our superficial capitalist society to understand their divine place in the context of humanity." - viceland

the bitch: takes pictures of themself all day and rectifies their wrong-doings on facebook with statements like these, "HATAS MAY ATTEMP 2 TRY N TEAR ME DWN BUT THEY HATIN TELLS ME THAT IM SOMEBODY SO DIS PRINCESS NEED HER CROWN."

the drunk: "When you have to hold on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.

See also: hammered, sloshed, shit-faced, tanked, blitzed, bombed, wrecked, three sheets to the wind, drunkened, loose, tipsy, defcon 1, well-done, trashed, jagged up, Irish, canned, ect."

-urban dictionary

the nerd: poor little guy.

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