Friday, January 30, 2009

fatty patty

reminds me of how this dick from wife swap
treated this mid-western lady. 
he really was a "pompous ass."

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

sticky and icky, but not sticky icky

i think i like the outline better,
like for my future colouring book.

props to zee beastie boys.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009


i'm so glad i got to see him in pgh when i did.
someone needs to blast "bye bye bye" -nsync on
a boom box outside of bush's new diggs.

prolly submitting this to this week's
fecal face theme : OBAMA

Monday, January 19, 2009

a tree puking on a bear with four tits

maggie asked what my drawing was about.
the title is what i told her.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

freedom ain't free

my foist drawing as a 21 year old.


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Thursday, January 15, 2009

dream spooge

last drawing as a 20 year old.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

my girls in summertime clothes at the merriweather post pavillion

for some reason, throughout all parts of this
creation, i've felt somewhat super accomplished.
i'm back in to my computer/drawing groove that
i didn't have for awhile, that i loved doing.

and i feel like i'm on the track to becoming a disgustingly
amazing art monster. i'm feeling an epiphany coming on.

i'm creeping up to the top of the first hill of that rollercoaster.

I A M S O E X C I T E D.
A N D I J U S T C A N ' T H I D E I T.

finally finished penisaurus!

thanks, maggie.
you're welcome, breck.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Monday, January 12, 2009

drawing and photoshop: imbedded in my blood cells

i got the adobe CS4 suite last night, 
and my new IMAC yesterday afternoon.

before i started messing with adobe,
i thought i might have forgotten how to
use the programs. 

sorry folks! graphic design is in my blood now...
forever and always. 

sincerely yours ,

Jes Ha Ka

Saturday, January 10, 2009

today was the weirdest day at work in a long time.
at first, it was the shortest day ever, then the longest.
and yes, i choked on a pretzel, like really, i did.
it hurt really bad, i couldn't breathe, i "puked" it
up after about a minute of it lodged horizontally 
in my throat. i thought i'd need some kind of saving.

so i drew a picture of me and G. Dubbya choking on 
pretzels together. the end.

Friday, January 9, 2009

Thursday, January 8, 2009

keep on keepin' on

eating a cheese sandwich.

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

before and after 2: cheerio arm

jon said this was his favourite drawing of mine ever.

before an after

before and after drawing. all while listening 
to smashmouth.  500+ blog views... woo!


i found smashmouth's astro lounge album at
goodwill here in cbg still wrapped in its plastic.
i've been fanning out ever since. oh childhood.

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

thinking like da vinci series pt. 1

maggie's mom gave me these disks that contain
a series called "Thinking Like Da Vinci".
i started listening to them at work, and decided
that i'd make elaborate notes on the subjects discussed.
i finished the first cd, but am no where near done
with the notes on them. more to come.

i'm going to burn this for everyone i know. get ready.

Monday, January 5, 2009

zee first half is how it ended up. not planned,
but a great conclusion none zee less. <3

i find myself drawing rainbows coming
out of butts a lot. maybe a i should do a 
series including other things besides butts...
like genitals, beer bottles and such.

la la ala la

starting h2o colours in zee mole. i like it.

scribbles and chicken scratch

Friday, January 2, 2009