Wednesday, December 31, 2008

i am the walrus

i am the walrus
and i am the egg man
and i am humpty dumpty
and i am glenn close
and a bottle of whiskey
and a fluffy white cloud
and a gasoline puddle
and an itchy butthole
and a purple tongue
and a freshly packed pipe
and a fake beard
and a holiday
and a sticker
and a pencil
and a rotini noodle
and a deodorant stick
and a camera
and a piece of ash
and a cramp
and a piece of paper on the wall
and a stick of gum
and an electrical socket
and a compass
and a rabbit turd
and a piece of rubber found from a blown out tire
and a snowflake
and a loaf of bread
and a fake golden necklace
and a feather
and a home cooked meal
and a ride home
and a rainy summer evening
and a paper flower
and a space in time
and a click
and a homosapien
and a nebula
and a tape recorder
and a waffle
and a spork
and static electricity
and a bump
and a nod
and a dream cocoon
and a nestle crunch bar
and a toe nail
and a breeze through a wheat field
and a microscopic single celled organism
and a boulder
and a sheep
and a blanket
and an eraser.

Sunday, December 28, 2008

be excellent to each other, and party on dudes


when i was drawing the cat, i felt as if i were
 channeling a struggling, young warhol.

ew.

Friday, December 26, 2008

horseshit and sushi cakes


the butt ghost is michael jackson.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

merry christmas, pops.

family portrait i made for my dad
for christmas.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Monday, December 15, 2008

celebrity skin

i read too many trash mags.
i can't help it. study people.

continuation of penisaurus: 5-7



Sunday, December 14, 2008

sunday drawings



the top one is emily's new motto in life
as should be everyone's?
the second is for cool people i meet in 2009
or maybe something lame like that
the third one reminds me of will ferrell. 

Saturday, December 13, 2008

mole 6

just before bed time drawing.
sweet dreams.

more moleskin


the mary thing is from a funeral that i found in 
someone's pocket. like the beatles spin off? chea you do.

my first moleskin sketchbook



i love it! its so nice and wonderful!

check out this amazing band while yr at it.
http://www.myspace.com/itlivestheband

they embody every aspect of music that i love i think.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

hey hey yo yo



i'm sorry but who says "be invited" ?
am i out of line here? i don't think so.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

more comixxx




some are pretty lame,
but i feel the "jist" or
point/joke behind them
are pretty alright.
these are quick ones
that i may re-do
in the future, but
probably nawt.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Monday, December 1, 2008

no one plays blog anymore






i did these at work during my first 12 hour shit, i mean shift, ever.
i hate ignorant little girls. these are testees. that show is horrible.