Wednesday, December 31, 2008

i am the walrus

i am the walrus
and i am the egg man
and i am humpty dumpty
and i am glenn close
and a bottle of whiskey
and a fluffy white cloud
and a gasoline puddle
and an itchy butthole
and a purple tongue
and a freshly packed pipe
and a fake beard
and a holiday
and a sticker
and a pencil
and a rotini noodle
and a deodorant stick
and a camera
and a piece of ash
and a cramp
and a piece of paper on the wall
and a stick of gum
and an electrical socket
and a compass
and a rabbit turd
and a piece of rubber found from a blown out tire
and a snowflake
and a loaf of bread
and a fake golden necklace
and a feather
and a home cooked meal
and a ride home
and a rainy summer evening
and a paper flower
and a space in time
and a click
and a homosapien
and a nebula
and a tape recorder
and a waffle
and a spork
and static electricity
and a bump
and a nod
and a dream cocoon
and a nestle crunch bar
and a toe nail
and a breeze through a wheat field
and a microscopic single celled organism
and a boulder
and a sheep
and a blanket
and an eraser.

Sunday, December 28, 2008

be excellent to each other, and party on dudes


when i was drawing the cat, i felt as if i were
 channeling a struggling, young warhol.

ew.

Friday, December 26, 2008

horseshit and sushi cakes


the butt ghost is michael jackson.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

merry christmas, pops.

family portrait i made for my dad
for christmas.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Monday, December 15, 2008

celebrity skin

i read too many trash mags.
i can't help it. study people.

continuation of penisaurus: 5-7



Sunday, December 14, 2008

sunday drawings



the top one is emily's new motto in life
as should be everyone's?
the second is for cool people i meet in 2009
or maybe something lame like that
the third one reminds me of will ferrell. 

Saturday, December 13, 2008

mole 6

just before bed time drawing.
sweet dreams.

more moleskin


the mary thing is from a funeral that i found in 
someone's pocket. like the beatles spin off? chea you do.

my first moleskin sketchbook



i love it! its so nice and wonderful!

check out this amazing band while yr at it.
http://www.myspace.com/itlivestheband

they embody every aspect of music that i love i think.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

hey hey yo yo



i'm sorry but who says "be invited" ?
am i out of line here? i don't think so.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

more comixxx




some are pretty lame,
but i feel the "jist" or
point/joke behind them
are pretty alright.
these are quick ones
that i may re-do
in the future, but
probably nawt.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Monday, December 1, 2008

no one plays blog anymore






i did these at work during my first 12 hour shit, i mean shift, ever.
i hate ignorant little girls. these are testees. that show is horrible.

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Monday, November 24, 2008

Saturday, November 22, 2008

new collage series







i did all of these at work last night. 
it was so dead. i guess i enjoy making
collages more than i thought. once
you get into it, you can't stop.
i'm on a roll. more to come.
materials courtesy of an old filing
cabinet from the 60's in the back
of my work. enjoi.